A day-care-free take on classic novels

Years ago, a friend told us about the popular Internet trend of ruining a classic tale's plot by introducing cellphone technology.

(Juliet would text Romeo and give him the heads-up about faking her own death, for example.)

Now here's a different tongue-in-cheek way to rewrite classic novels, from Literary Hub: Imagine the first lines recast (or written) in a world with no childcare.

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