The best bookish names for an intramural basketball team

Here's our first March holiday post of the day.

While at Fussy, the tournament taking place this month is all about books, it pits college basketball teams against each other elsewhere. 

To continue in our spirit of acknowledging this event but with a bookish spin on it, we present an excellent post from the McSweeney's archives.

Here, should you ever be called upon to provide one, are a number of excellent basketball team names for English majors (or any bookworm, really).

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